the bible in 50 words

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger
crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.

i’m a science loving jesus freak

“To judge faith by vulgar caricatures of religious faith that would make a first year theology student wince is like judging science by eugenics, nuclear warheads and chemical pollutants.”